Ha HA HAssocks – Sat 17th Feb 2017

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Stellar line-up now confirmed

Zoe Lyons

“Always fizzling with indignation and throwing out a hugely enjoyable mix of brutal putdowns and richly funny stories, Lyons has what it takes to delight any crowd.”

“Achingly funny…a cracking show”


“Lyons lit up the stage for an hour with her genuine, bitchy sarcastic humour that left everyone in stitches. I don’t think I have laughed so hard at a stand-up show in my life.”

“Probably the most impressive British female comic on the circuit.”


Carey Marx

“Comedy at its best.” Fest ★★★★

“This is a brilliant, deeply personal performance. A brush with death really shouldn’t be this funny.” The Scotsman ★★★★

“A darkly comic Quentin Tarantino. [Carey Marx] guarantees a solid cascade of laughs.” Chortle ★★★★


Sami Stone

“Wickedly talented and darkly wonderful” – TIME OUT, LONDON
“Well crafted jokes touched with poignancy” – FRINGE GURU
“She delivered an erudite and dark set exploring the unseen avenues of comedy” – ARTS AWARD VOICE
“Intelligent yet wonderfully silly” – MONTREAL GAZETTE


Lenny Sherman

Lenny is down to earth and loveable with a working class, cockney style ‘geezer’ persona. He has a technical and tight style and clever twists and turns ensure the crowd enjoys his material.

and hosted by Rob Thomas


it’ll be a good un, no actually it will be awesome


* 17th Feb 2018, doors open 6.45pm, first act 8pm

* Fully licensed bar

* food from 7.00pm

* Tickets available at local outlets and online – £12.50

(Purple Carrot, No.6, Keymer & Hassocks Sports & Social Club & Marchants estate agents)

Material may not be suitable for younger audiences (Under 18’s with parental approval only).

ROAR – right of admission refusal.

Acts can be subject to change.

Tickets ordered online are subject to an transaction administration fee.

Where can I contact the organiser with any questions? email: chris@thepurplecarrot.org, or come into

The Purple Carrot @ No. 6, 6 Station Approach East (it’s got a Big PINK door), Hassocks