comin up comin up comin up it’s winter sales time

Well any sale is a good time, and a good time will be had if you get anything from us over the comin year. Sale one - MONDAY 15th January - Trivia Quizzery -  7.30 for 8pm banish the bland, tickle the temples and I promise more photo's and piccies in the table rounds - … Continue reading comin up comin up comin up it’s winter sales time


festive times

Just a quick note to wish all our customers, competitors, fellow traders, the good denizens of Hassocks and further afield a warm and joyous festive season - truth be told I'm rubbish at sending cards - If you are hoping to spend any of that time with us enjoying a great coffee or excellent bite … Continue reading festive times

Ha HA Hassocks – Sat 17 February 2018

Stellar line-up now confirmed Zoe Lyons “Always fizzling with indignation and throwing out a hugely enjoyable mix of brutal putdowns and richly funny stories, Lyons has what it takes to delight any crowd.” THE GUARDIAN “Achingly funny…a cracking show” MELBOURNE AGE   “Lyons lit up the stage for an hour with her genuine, bitchy sarcastic … Continue reading Ha HA Hassocks – Sat 17 February 2018

Ha Ha update

 We've got no tickets left @No6, there may still be some at Marchants and there are still some on-line - same price - but we're looking forward to a cracking evening, should you care to join us. we are also offering "youth" tickets online at just £6 'cus let's face it young peeps in general … Continue reading Ha Ha update

4th comic unveiled

You know you want why not take the might even enjoy it...a lot.   check out who's coming- get your tickets   Joining the awesome Ava Vidal and her comedy chums will be up and coming Joe Jacobs, a London based comedian and rapper. Combining hard-hitting social commentary, sordid tales with razor wit … Continue reading 4th comic unveiled

Ha HA HAssocks – Friday 10 November

No sooner do we put our first Autumn outing to bed than we effortlessly bound to the next. With massive thanks to Rob and the gang (Andrew Lawrence, Gareth Richards, Don Biswas and Micky Overman) for an excellent start we can now look forward to special attention from Ava Vidal, Meryl O'Rourke and Nick Elleray … Continue reading Ha HA HAssocks – Friday 10 November

food for Ha HA Hassocks

Food will be available from 6.45pm and our offerings include an awesome sweet potato chilli with nachos; chickpea and cauliflower curry with naan; and a range of delicious PIES from west country TOM - including steak and ale, butternut and bean, spinach and wild mushroom and various chicken incarnations - all served with mushy peas … Continue reading food for Ha HA Hassocks

There’s a new comic in town…

  "Rob Thomas...Judicious use of props added variety to the onslaught of verve, with tremendous, relentless physicality that put me in mind of Jeremy Vine on election night after eighteen Red Bulls and a double espresso. His finale piece, a denouncement of modern TV themes, was a triumph that had the audience creased up without … Continue reading There’s a new comic in town…

Ha Ha Hassocks returns…Sat 7 October

We kick off a new season of HA HA Hassocks with an October gig followed by a November date (Friday 10th) We here at Purple Carrot Enterprises will be working with an up and coming talent Rob Thomas to bring new, old, improving and experienced acts into the surprising hotbed of critical appraisal that is the wider Hassocks … Continue reading Ha Ha Hassocks returns…Sat 7 October